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[frisyr]

emil västerström

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[gnasher]

i broke the kitchen chair

[frisyr]

No, it goes she tied you to the kitchen chair.

[gnasher]

i'll break the throne i'll break the stairs/gk

[gnasher]

this furniture's total crap!!!

[frisyr]

Of course it's crap didn't you get it all at yard sales?

Which one did you even break? Is it the green one? That one looked like it was gonna break if you stared at it too hard.

[gnasher]

i didn't see you bringing anything new in!

the blue one. which means we're relying on that shitty green one as a star player, now.

[frisyr]

Shouldn't have sold my old furniture

We're going to Ikea

[gnasher]

isn't that place expensive?

[frisyr]

I have a membership

And they always have some stuff that's cheap

[gnasher]

a membership? seriously?

if you're sure, i guess i don't mind.

[frisyr]

ok my mom has a membership

but it's a family membership

[gnasher]

when do you want to go?

[frisyr]

I'm not working on Saturday

[gnasher]

sounds good.

[frisyr]

So

do you know someone with a car

[gnasher]

no

we could try to get someone on retrospec to drive us?

[frisyr]

we're doomed

[gnasher]

i'm not letting thIS shitty kitchen set WIN

[frisyr]

We can... probably borrow the cart or something?

If we promise to bring it back.

Or get an uber... Oh man, but that'd be so expensive...

[gnasher]

new objective: make a friend with a car. you're a friendly blonde guy, get on it

[frisyr]

ok let's try this out

hey car, how's it going

car: doesn't understand english, is a car

hej bil, hur mår du?

bil: förstår inte svenska, är en bil

maybe it speaks japanese, it is a honda